Black and Nerdy: Hatch is a freelance artist with a webcomic

Art Evolution The Atoner: Jack Bigger on the Inside: Toymania itself, as long as one counts the exit nook as interior space but not exterior. Invoked by Jack upon seeing Jenny Everywhere’s home. It’s not, they just crawled into a cardboard box she was using as a focus for her teleporter beam. Black and Nerdy: Hatch is a freelance artist with a webcomic who hosts a regular bad movie night. Cloud Cuckoo Lander:Jack Community Threatening Construction: The lower middle class Abrams was slated to be redeveloped as low income apartment complexes. Crossover: Two, to be precise. One with The Tao Of Geek, and another, much earlier, with A Better Life Than This Fictional Counterpart: StarSquad takes the place of most Star Trek or Star Wars references. Ditto Hyperforce and the Super Hero universe of your choice. Toymania=Toys R Us. First Girl Wins: Averted. Darby is the third female to appear in the strip, after Stephanie and Kendall. The bad guy time travelers are the Chronal Hierarchy: Advanced Operations Syndicate. CARD unit Applications of Reality Distortion Leaning on the Fourth Wall: Jack spends a week claiming to see the audience. He never actually looks directly as us, however. MacGuffin: the Bleak Diamond. Nice to the Waiter: Even when the waiter doesn’t deserve it. Also, Darby once left a date early when the guy she was out with wasn’t. Meta Origin: Anyone exposed to the timestream gets superpowers. Office Romance: Bob and Darby. Averted with Neal and Ellen, who would certainly like to were it not for their job’s rather specific rules. Only Sane Man: Everyone gets moments like this, with Bert, Stephanie, and Kendall having the most legitimate claims. Schedule Slip:The cartoonist used to have trouble maintaining a Monday Wednesday Friday schedule. Then he signed on for the Daily Grind Iron Man Challenge, and hasn’t missed a Monday thru Friday update since 2005. Shout Out: Several webcomic characters have popped up as customers. Others have appeared as toys. Soul Sucking Retail Job: Pretty much limited to Edith, although certain other characters may have their moments. Take That!: Derek, the Friendly Neighborhood Vampire, doesn’t think much of Twilight. Unsatisfiable Customer: Many of them. Weirdness Censor: The CARD Unit has this as one of its features.

Other characters: Steve Lefkowitz: the new head of marketing, placed in charge of jPod. His first act is to demand the insertion of a buddy character in the form of a turtle into a violent skateboarding game. It goes downhill from there Carol Jarlewski: Ethan’s mother, a home maker channeling her severe empty nest syndrome into a successful basement grow op. Jim Jarlewski: Ethan’s father, a retired businessman turned actor, desperately seeking a speaking role. Kam Fong: a Chinese smuggling kingpin and ballroom dancing fan. Greg Jarlewski: Ethan’s brother, a successful real estate salesman who spends his spare time chasing ‘Cougars’ and aiding Kam Fong in human trafficking. He only went inside said building to rescue his cell phone and the kids grabbed him as he escaped. Action Girl Bree’s a great shot Alcoholic Parent Ethan’s dad. All Bikers Are Hells Angels All Girls Want Bad Boys Subverted, Bree and John Replica hermes birkin Doe, Ethan and Kaitlin. All Women Love Shoes Subverted, Kaitlin harasses Ethan over his shoe obsession. Ambiguous Disorder: https://www.perfect-hermes.com All of the Podsters( Ethan, Bree, Cowboy, John Doe, Kaitlin) have some sort of eccentricity and wigginess. Back to School Kaitlin and her night school. Be as Unhelpful as Possible All the podsters when questioned about Steve’s disappearance Being Tortured Makes You Evil Alistair was wrongfully sent to Gitmo for several years. He was released and appeared normal until he tries to blow everyone up. Beta Couple John Doe and Bree. Betty and Veronica Explicitly lampshaped, Sarah Ethan Kaitlin. Big, Screwed Up Family The Jarlewski and Jesperson family Bratty Half Pint Steve’s son. Brilliant, but Lazy All the podsters, except Kaitlin who likes working. Brother Sister Incest Cowboy and his bi curious lesbian sister exchanged body pictures online before meeting in real life. When they meet in person, they take out their PD As and delete any evidence of this. Bumbling Dad Jim Jarlewski. Burger Fool Churley Burger. Buy Them Off After being caught by Cowboy for stealing his ipod, Steve offers Cowboy a hug machine. Cliffhanger Kaitlin’s fate Coincidental Broadcast Cool and Unusual Punishment John Doe brings microwaveable buttered popcorn into their workplace. His punishment? Have it taped to his chest and shunned from his co workers.

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